Toddlers and dumbfucks

So, I've been watching this show for so long now and I couldn't help it, since I ran out of complains about Jersey shore I have a new target now "Toddlers & Tiaras"

Why would you tan a 4 years old?
Why would you put a slutty dress on a 6 years old?
Why would you do a bikini competition for little girls?
Why would you put fake hair, fake teeth on a little girl?

Oh my god, the pictures, the pictures, look:
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That is not reaaaaaaaaaal, that's the fakest fake of fakes!
Shitloads of photoshop, shitloads of makeup and shitloads of fake.

Argh I crave for spitting on those women's faces.
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Why would you ever want to sexualize your 4 years old???

I don't remember very well, in one episode the kid had to sing (in a studio and all) and I didn't understand well but I swear I heard "My booty". Are you actually making a small kid sing something about her ass? BRAVO.

Aaaaaaaaand the mothers (or fathers), just a bunch of ridiculous, misplaced, dumb women (or men).

I don't think the girls actually grow into the pageants (not all, but at least a few will be sick of this shit when hitting puberty) if they like it, okay, but, well it doesn't make the pageants less shitty.

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My Jersey Shore critiques:
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